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I once clogged the drain with only confetti.

I got up and stepped into some fresh poo from my tog this morning.

It takes me 25 minutes to become oriented after waking up.

I have driven over 30 miles just to have sex.

I chased a fly for over 15 minutes and still did not catch it.

I drink vodka straight because I like the taste.

I use my phone to look at pictures of my boss's weekend adventures.

I was once attracted to the same sex I was looking at myself in the mirror.

My dog died from drinking washing water.

I ate two entire pizzas in one day by myself.

Whenever I enter a crowded room I fart and then prompt leave.

I bought over 20 pieces of clothing from amazon and had to give away them all because the didn't fit.

I am almost deaf in the left ear because I always slept with the left earphone in.

I need to drink at least once a day to settle my nerves.

I am a gambler at heart but also an investor.

My haired is currently dies but it was by accident.

My first puppy was actually a fully grown miniature breed dog.

I fell on my cat yesterday so she scratched my face.

I fell asleep while eating and my head fell into my food.

I often check the beach for gold artifacts.

I once call my girlfriend my mother’s name, and she thought it was another girl.

I’ve driven over two animals in one day (by mistake).

I’ve farted and blamed it on the dog who ran away.

I’ve worn the same thing to both a funeral and wedding.

It takes two for me to cook something properly.

I could not get a piece of poo to flush after 6 attempts.I’ve shit myself on the way to the bathroom.The lights on is an absolute must for me, I want to see your face.Natural hair girls turn me on immensely.I will not speak to a female unless she is over 6 foot tall.I prefer small boobs over big ones.the bras cost less.I am entirely dedicated to pleasing my man *wink*.I will always choose a black girl over white and I am white.I went counselling for being addicted to sex.

The reason I am single is because no one can satisfy me.Pain and pleasure go hand in hand for me.I watch game of thrones only for the nudity.I need at least 35 minutes before I even begin to get aroused.It took me 2 years to get over how good the sex was from my last relationship.I have thoughts about passionate fantasies with my boss.I have been with over 20 girls but now I believe I've found the one.Sometimes just the tone of your voice can send me spinning.I love staring into your eyes as I get off.Just wear a suit and tie and I will be attracted to you.The Bumps in the road from driving turn me on.Abs are the most attractive body part to me.I go to the beach to see guys run shirtless.I like when my lip is pulled during kissing.The last thing I ate was a KFC snack-box.The last laptop I owned I threw it in the garbage because it was moving too slow.I have ran out of gas earlier this year.The reason I like to eat so much is because I like trying new foods.The first important thing I bought from my first job I still own.I like to watch ear cleaning videos on you tube it soothes me.It takes me a minimum of 45 minutes to bathe.I have never liked pets they make me sick.The last time I performed on a stage I threw up.My favorite movies are black and white.I have been to Disneyland alone before.I still use Internet Explorer as my default browser.I always have FaceBook on my previous work computer (I was a social media marketer).I've gotten shocked from an office outlet which then caught on fire.I can't even bear to look at a dirty room.I’ve poured coffee on the mug when it was upside down.

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I’ve walked into the wrong building and done a full interview.

I’ve spilled coffee in the office on my first day.